You have to ask yourself how does one state alchemist get all the fun jobs in this war. I'll tell you how. Easy. I did and i thoroughly enjoyed it. The smell of blood in the air as i blew those Ishbalans to pieces with just a single touch and a few alchemic arrangements it was simple turning them into bombs. Though my fun was cut short when they took my lovely little gem away from me and i was fucked over by the military.
To sum it all up...
I blew shit up, i got thrown in jail. Though recently my lovely assistant in past crimes that go further back than Ishbal (Roy) has busted me out of prison so i'm reinlisted in the military and staying at his place, though do to a recent mysterious series of events (...stfu) Roy has turned into a woman and is also knocked up by me. So the adventures into fatherhood are now begining.... someonehelpme
See? That's me before they threw me in that shit hole.
This would be the 'After' picture comparing to before. Here's me in the rotting shit hole.
Someone unlock these stocks they're really hurting my hands...
..... Mustang = MINE! Hear that Hughes? MINE!
Because i own you Mustang, you're mine
((Out of character: Hello it's cortez_raven Yeah i know what a disapointment i'm not the real Kimbley. A bit of a warning before you go reading, this is sort of an alternate universe in FMA. Follows the same background as the real series but with a few changes. For example, certain people aren't dead and the military of full of gay. XD Yup, we're (meaning me & Havoc& Roy mun) yaoi fans. If that offends you then don't read! DX))